There’s a great episode of Seinfeld in which Kramer makes a statue of Jerry from fusilli pasta. When Jerry asks why he chose fusilli, Kramer, without a second’s hesitation, answers: “Because you’re a silly guy!” Undoubtedly one of the better food puns in the history of comedy. We buy into such humor at Kitchen Stories. It comes with the territory. Currently unbeknownst to him, Food Editor Fritz will, in the near future, be receiving a statue in his likeness that’s made from fusilli. Why? Because he was silly (or maybe genius) enough to willingly eat banana peels and other kitchen scraps and then publish an article on his experience. But do you know what would be the silliest thing of all? If I were to pretend that I could write one concise paragraph capable of capturing the sublime essence of pasta. My words could never do it justice. If you’ve read this far, chances are you probably like—no, love—pasta. You don’t need any real convincing. Just feast your eyes upon the beautiful photos below and let your gut instinct decide for you which one you’ll be preparing at home tonight.